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Analyze This.

I have a problem.

I am addicted to buying books.  There, I said it, out loud.  Well I typed it anyway.

The problem itself is not new, nor is it news to anyone who knows me.  What is new is my quest to determine what it is that compels me to buy books.

Here’s how the quest began:

The other day I was reading an article about Habitat for Humanity and a coffee shop/used book store they have in Charlotte. Really cool idea, sell used books and use the proceeds to benefit Habitat for Humanity.  You can learn more here.

I am a big fan of books and a big fan of people owning their own home so I thought I would check it out.  Immediately I was stuck with the thought that the last thing I need is more books.  Last time I counted I was up over 750 and my best guess is that I haven’t read 20% of them.  Maybe 10% in case my smokin’ hot wife (SHW) reads this post.  So I thought of the next best thing I could do: donate some books.

That’s when I discovered I have a problem.

As I looked at the stacks, trying to find five or ten I could donate, I became anxious.  Not specific anxious like you get when your phone rings and the caller id shows the name of a person you don’t want to talk to or when your car slips on icy patch of road.  Rather it was this weird general anxiety I imagine people get when they think the sky is falling.  An internal dialog ensued which I will not recount word for word because it’s embarrassing.  Suffice it to say as I listened to myself respond to myself I sounded a lot like the people on the A&E show Hoarders.

If you have not seen the show, it is about, well, hoarders, and the people who love and live with hoarders and the people who are trying to help them get better.  It’s tragic and depressing and at times hysterically funny in an admittedly schadenfreudey kind of way.  Watch one episode and one of the things that you’ll notice is that generally hoarders have reasons for holding on to every little thing and no matter how bizarre those reasons seem to everybody else, they are perfectly reasonable to the hoarder.  What really freaked me out was that the reasons I was giving myself for why I could not part with a copy of The Rights of Man by Thomas Paine (that I have not read and probably will never read) sounded a lot like the responses of a hoarder trying to justify why he needed to keep twenty-seven Ziploc bags of rubber bands instead of just twenty-four.

Problem.

So what it is with the books?  I read so much, so fast that little really sinks in.  Reading cuts into sleep I need in order to keep up with the kids.  The clutter is comforting to me but drives my SHW crazy.  Dusting is a nightmare.  The “furious ardor of my zeal” for solid wood, mismatched, antique book cases is embarrassing.   Not to mention the drain on family finances.

I mean don’t get me wrong, I never pay full price but when Borders sends me an exclusive reward offer for 33% off any one item, my palms start to sweat.  I have one sitting in my inbox now that expires tomorrow and I know I am going to use it.  I am fully aware that they know that 95% of the time they send me a coupon I end up using it, so they just keep sending them and I keep buying.

It’s got to stop.

If anybody as any thoughts with regards to this compulsion of mine, I would love to hear them.  I will continue the embarrassing internal dialog and if I discover anything blog worthy, I will endeavor to post.

In the meantime, my favorite historian, Paul Johnson, has a new book out Art: A New History that I am dying to have.  Good thing I’ve got a coupon.

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The Root! The Root! The Root is on Fire!

I spent about sixty minutes last night rooting my T-Mobile G1 and it (so far) has been an unqualified success.  For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about, I’ll explain.T-Mobile G1

The G1 is the first mobile phone to use the Google Android OS (operating system).  The good news is that Android is open source and developers are free to to write whatever kind of apps they want for it.  The bad news is that T-Mobile takes the OS and adds a bunch of junk to it and then releases updates for it in their own sweet time.  Very similar to what Dell does with Windows.  When you buy a computer from Dell, you get a Windows OS but it is a Dell modified version.  That way you get all those annoying programs on your desktop when you start it up for the first time.

Rooting is the process of replacing the version of Android on a phone with a different version .  There are all sorts of available versions from a number of different people with names like JesusFreke, The Dude’s Cupcake and Haykuro Builds.  Some are highly volatile and not good for everyday phone use.  Others are quite stable and provide an expanded group of features not available with the stock OS.

It’s a bit risky and if anything goes wrong you can’t go crying to T-mobile, you have to turn to the online community for help.  But I am now liberated from the control of T-Mobile, setting up my phone the way I want and there is something to be said for that.  It really isn’t any harder than upgrading the OS on a computer.  If you are so inclined, I suggest you give it a try.

Interestingly enough, my wife wouldn’t let me near her phone.  Chicken.

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The Vendor Client Relationship…

All things considered, we are blessed with awesome clients.  I suppose that is exactly the sort of thing you would expect me to say when I am getting ready to post a video making fun of the vendor-client relationship.  Never the less, it’s true.  On rare occasions, we do run into clients who want a little more than they are willing to pay for, or who want us to teach them how to do something for free.  The creators of this video understand, and what follows is a hysterical, dramatic portrayal of situations not unlike those we have found ourselves in from time to time.  Enjoy.

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Welcome to Bubbles Off Plumb

Some astronomers spend their entire life staring at gas clouds hoping to see the birth of a new star.  Some biologists spend their entire life in a rain forest trying to discover a new species of caterpillar.  Some baseball scouts spend their entire life at local ballparks looking for the next Mickey Mantle.  You’re probably not an astronomer, a biologist, nor are you likely to be a major league scout, but through the simple act of reading this text, you are experiencing something new.  

Welcome to Bubbles Off Plumb the official blog of Hand Held Studio.  Officially, this is the vehicle we have chosen to highlight our products and services, display case studies of awesome projects for great clients and maybe even offer some inside tips and tricks on how we do what we do.  Unofficially, this is an opportunity for you to learn a little more about us as human beings trying to scratch out a living in the sprawling metropolis of Charlotte, NC.  

Starting out we have some simple goals for this blog:  keep it current and keep it cool.  Check back in often and let us know how we are doing.

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